Whos that woman?
Edie: I’m not feeling well. I got a sunburn washing my car the other day.

Andrew: You went in my room?
Bree: You think that’s bad? Tomorrow, I’m cleaning it.

John: You want me to mow the lawn wearing sandals? I’d lose a toe.
Gabrielle: You’ll lose more than that if Carlos finds out you’re trimming more than the hedges.

Bree: (In the strip bar, to Andrew) I’m staying for the show! I’m dying to see what the fuss is about.

Carlos: (To Gabrielle) Our maid wears size 13 gym socks?

Martha: Susan likes Mike?
Edie: Where the hell have you been, Martha?

Julie: (talking to Susan, referencing Edie squirting water all over her chest) "You better get out there, she's wearing cotton."

Bree Van De Kamp: Andrew, I'm curious. When you fantasize about this woman, do you ever stop to think how she came to be on this runway? That's someone's little girl. And that someone probably had a lot of dreams for her. Dreams that did not include a thong... and a pole...

Carlos: "Wait? You're gay?"
Cable Guy: "Yeah. Is that what this is about?"
Carlos: "Um, yeah."



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